Way out in right field, from a strange little country named Japan, comes this oddity. Is it a space age ninja accessory? Is it a Hannibal Lector Halloween costume for Ladies? No, it is the latest in beauty technology, a face slimming mask , of course!
Man, what people suckers those in need of psychiatric care won’t do to be beautiful!?
This horrific contraption will supposedly change your facial structure over time if worn to bed each night. Lords of light, I hope that anyone who is married or has children would have the sense not to wear this awful thing to bed. I can hear the screams echoing in the middle of the night all the way across the Pacific, “ Mommy I had a nightmare…..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
I will be honest; this is pure candy, no nutritional value. We just couldn’t resist posting it and we’re sorry. But, someone, somewhere in Japan is strapping on this thing in hopes that they will wake up with a perfect face.
Buff Culture will never die!
